Ev'rybody in the whole wide world has got a fan club From Colonel Glenn to Roy Orbison has got a fan club Now, you've got so many girls in love with you You oughta have a fan club too But! before you say: Oh! ho, ho, O.K, I'm telling you I got to be the president, secretary, treasurer Vice president and chairman of the board too Of your fan club, your fan club Now, come on baby Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie all of your love And let me start you a fan club Just give me one little sweet and tender kiss And I'll start you a fan club that won't quit