Tom: C D7 [Verse 1] D7 You say your first concert was the Eagles back when you were seven D7 Your parents took you and it felt like heaven D7 Well sit down, kid I'm about to be your hero D7 My first concert was Woodstock back when I was zero [Chorus] C7 I'm the Woodstock baby D7 I'm the Woodstock baby G7 D7 I'm the Woodstock baby, my parents are cooler than yours [Verse 2] D7 You say your dad plays guitar and he smokes a little pot D7 your mom goes to yoga and she saw the Dead once D7 when I was born I let out a scream D7 and Janis Joplin harmonized with me' [Chorus] C7 I'm the Woodstock baby D7 I'm the Woodstock baby G7 D7 I'm the Woodstock baby, my parents are cooler than yours [Verse 3] D7 Joan Baez is my godmother, yours is your aunt D7 Jimmy Hendrix is my godfather yours is your dad's friend, Sam D7 Richie Havens taught me how to ride a bike D7 Santana gave me guitar lessons back when I was five N.C. (he was pretty messed up at the time) [Chorus] C7 I'm the Woodstock baby D7 I'm the Woodstock baby G7 D7 I'm the Woodstock baby, my parents are cooler than yours [Verse 4] D7 You say your mom has a Simpson's tattoo on her thigh D7 Your dad was an extra in the Princess Bride D7 And they buy you ice-cream every chance they get D7 I tell you, boy, that ain't shit, [Chorus] C7 'Cause I'm the Woodstock baby D7 I'm the Woodstock baby G7 D7 I'm the Woodstock baby, my parents are cooler than yours