Tom: G G G C7 G N.C. I just got up on stage and this is what I said. [Verse 1] G Em C7 I said ev, ev, ev, ev, everything, G C G C G everything is fucked D I'm sorry, that's no way to start a show D N.C. I apologized. I started again G C7 I said, most, most, most, most things are fucked G But please don't give up on me now C Am 'Cause I'm here to get you out of this dark hole C Em Am That's my job after all C Em Am Craigie make them laugh, make them cry oh C G That's what it says in your bio D C Oh make 'em cry, that will be easy tonight G Way too easy tonight D But make 'em laugh? C Almost impossible It's like a funeral out there [Chorus] Am C G C G Don't let the darkness break you my friends Am C G C G There are so many of us and only one of him [Verse 2] G C So I, I, I, I did my research G I tried to find some silver lining But I didn't have much time and it ain't great So I hope you can appreciate my findings Am Here's what I found It's historically proven That when the presidents a republican We have better music G Artists are better when they're bummed That's how it goes, that's how it's done C Bm When times are good, musicians they get lazy And the bad music slips out and it drives us all crazy For example D G C G In 1995 a new band name Nickleback came out D And in 1995 the democrats were in the white house C I'm just saying Same goes for Linkin Park, Matchbox Twenty, MMMbop G C G C I'm just saying C G D Macarena, Justin Bieber, all the results of the democrat leaders G D I'm just sayin' Am The world may go to shit C D But we'll have better music [Chorus] Am C G C G Don't let the darkness break you my friends Am C G C G There are so many of us and only one of him [Verse 3] G C C7 Now I'm not gonna get up here and tell you things gotta get worse before they get better C Oh that's just not true Things could just get better, stay better, continue to get better G Oh but that's not what things usually do Am G Just ask Rosa Parks, Muhatma Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Every now and then there's a bunch of bullshit D You gotta fight it G And when we fight it D We always win G Oh but the pessimist in us want to scream, "Craigie shut up Am What about the battles that we lose?" I tell ya fool G C G C Them just the battles that we haven't won yet [Chorus] Am C G C G Don't let the darkness break you my friends Am C G C G C There are so many of us and only one of him