Tom: C Intro: C Am7 C/G Am7 C/G Am7 If the sacheting of gentlemen C/G Am7 Gives you grievance now and then C/G Am7 F Dm What's needed are some memories of planing lakes F G Those planing lakes will surely calm you down ( C Am7 C/G Am7 ) C/G Am7 Nothing frightens me more C/G Am7 Than religion at my door C/G Am7 F Dm G I never answer panic knocking, falling down the stairs upon the law F What law? F C There's a law for everything F C For elephants that sing to feed F C G The cows that agriculture won't allow F Hanky Panky nohow C Hanky Panky nohow F Hanky Panky nohow, aa-aa-oh ( C Am7 C/G Am7 C/G Am7 ) F C There's a law for everything F C For elephants that sing to feed F C G The cows that agriculture won't allow F Hanky Panky nohow C Hanky Panky nohow F Hanky Panky nohow, aa-aa-oh