It's too fast, it's too slow It's too country, too rock and roll It's too happy, to sad, to short, or it's way too long Yeah and it's too bad they don't just Chorus: Play the song, play the song Turn it up loud enough we all can sing along And let the people decide if the music is right or it's wrong Man it's a shame, instead of playing the game Play the song, play the song It's too Garth, too George Strait Too right down the center, too left of the plate The hook's too weak or the subject matter's way too strong whatever Yeah and it's too bad they don't just Repeat Chorus Bridge: and it's too bad, if you ask me, Our song's gotta be so darn P.C. so DAMN P.C. Repeat Chorus Play the song, play the song Play the song, play the song Play the song, play the song