If I run into you, here's what l'd do Probably say that everything is okay Say I met someone knew, it's really going well Funny I should see you today And I'd tell ya all the things I got going on Working on a deal for my new hit song Even though it really shouldn't matter too much to me If I run into you, If I run into you Yeah here's what I'd do I'd say, "Listen I'm having a really crazy week and I can't talk right now, but I'm glad we're doing our own thing 'cause I think it's best for us, don'tcha think?" See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya If I run into you, here's what I'd do Probably put on my shades, and act real cool And I wouldn't understand a thing you say... Like, "I want it that way." And you'd tell me all the things you got going on Found a new man and he turns you on Even though it really doesn't matter too much to me If I run into you, If I run into you Yeah here's what I'd do, I'd say, "Wow you're looking kinda different, you do something funky with your hair? ...and that tattoo? oh, it's temporary?!" See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya If I run into you There ain't nothing going on but the rent you see, there ain't nothing going on but a J-O-B, there ain't nothing going on but the rent, but the rent.... If I run into you, if I run into you Here's what I'd do I'd say the damdest things not one of them would be true 'Cause I'll be damned if I look bad in front of you...yeah I'll be damned if I look bad See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya If I run into you, if I run into you If I run into you, if I run into you Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Hey, hey Good-bye