(joe perry, ralph mormon) When the train leaves the station Everybody's got to be on board Get on board-all aboard Get on board-all aboard We got a smokin' locomotive Rollin' on that party track Heart attack-party-track Heart attack-party-track Chorus: It's a rockin' train, funky thing On your way, on the train tonight On your way, on the train tonight When you hear that whistle blow Got to get your ticket right on time Get in line, right on time Get in line, right on time We'll get a full head of steam And keep a smokin' tokin' down the line Feelin' fine, down the line Feelin' fine, down the line Chorus. When the train leaves the station Everybody's got to be on board Get on board-all aboard Get on board-all aboard We got a smokin' locomotive Rollin' on that party track Heart attack-party-track Heart attack-party-track Chorus. End.