Pretty boys - on my tv screen Teeth so white and hair so clean Pretty boys - sing and play guitars Pretty boys get to be big stars How do you rate my sex appeal from one to ten Is my image just a bit confusing Maybe I should get a facelift, start again Maybe I should trade my pointed shoes in 'cause talent don't count For pretty boys Those promo people got a lot to answer for You can take your face and see just where it fits Be a pretty pawn in someone else's war Your baby blue eyes - somebody else's wits Equals success For pretty boys I wanna see a human being on my tv set Want some action for the fat and thin man They're getting closer but they ain't got robots yet Just a hero with a smile like a tin man No brains and no heart Just pretty boys