I was sitting in a bar She got out of a great big limousine car Started drinking pink ladies Like they were going out of style I said: Hey, what's your name? She said: Oh, men, they're all the same Come over here And keep me accompanied for a while It's never black or white But sometimes in the dark of the night Two wrongs can make a right She said: I got money, I have fame I got a man at home and he's so well trained I got fancy clothes and a microwave oven One thing I don't have is some good lovin' It's never black or white But sometimes in the dark of the night Two wrongs can make a right You do the best you can Lonely people understand Two wrongs can make a right We went fast, we went far In the backseat of that limousine car Sometimes in the night Two wrongs can't make a right Well now the sun was coming up She dropped me off where she picked me up She said: Let's do this again sometime But before I knew it she was out of mind It's never black or white But sometimes in the dark of night Two wrongs can make a right You do the best you can Lonely people understand Two wrongs can make a right