Tom: Em Em I got a roof, got a masterplan G Still I don't give a hoot D I'm... sad I'm on the news Em So you can wash my shoes, yeah wash my shoes Em I'm on the loose G I hear my enemies screaming we want truce D I don't need anything I do approved Em And when I'm in the nude, I'm in the mood [Chorus] G Woke up today D Oh, what a day Em But now we're here C What can I say G I made a friend D I made a trend Em It's just some chemicals C I made the blend G Woke up today D Oh, what a day Em But now we're here C What can I say G I made a friend D I made a trend Em It's just some chemicals C I made the blend [Verse] Em G I come from where people come for the moves D You come when I choose you say you're real Show me some proof Em You're not excused 'cause there's no excuse Em So do you wanna meet my crew, my real crew That's not you G Sad story well boo-hoo Just take it like a woman D That's why you can't, that's why we're through Em So what you're gonna do now What you're gonna do [Chorus] G Woke up today D Oh, what a day Em But now we're here C What can I say G I made a friend D I made a trend Em It's just some chemicals C I made the blend G Woke up today D Oh, what a day Em But now we're here C What can I say G I made a friend D I made a trend Em It's just some chemicals C I made the blend