Down in the dirt With bruises on my shins I kept my shirt Everyone's skin Kickin' the ball And kickin' me And kickin' back Winning I got time Going 2 games Who is king Who is slave Made my mind I changed my mission Found a way to sabotage the competition I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya, ya ya You can kick my ass I cheat to lose Hey, I didn't mean to spoil your fun, maybe I did Anyway I wasn't hurtin 'anyone, was I? Doesn't it suck to beat a guy who isn't trying Like the painting of the fish that turned to frogs and keeps flyin' Who is right? Whose to blame? Who got riches? Who got fame? Stick it all Don't keep score I'm not playing your way anymore I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya, ya ya I'm gonna knock myself out I cheat to lose There's a party at my house And you're all invited Ya ya, don't act so excited There will be full contact crocay and bridge Worship the nerd, and steal the fridge Real capture the flag Kun fu dodgeball Make-up in drag Make a hill Surf the fool You know there's only going to be one rule, that's Cheat to lose, ya, ya, ya Ya cheat to lose, ya, ya, ya Ya cheat to lose, ya, ya, ya ya ya I'm gonna hit the ball and run to third! I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya, ya ya