Asshole I've been bashed and battered And bruised and beaten I've been abused, misused And I've been mistreated I've been up and down And still I feel You're an asshole And I've looked at it from your side And I've looked at it from mine And I know you had a hard time When you were only 9 But that was long ago And now there's just now denying That you're an asshole And You're an asshole You're an asshole Yeah yeah yeah yeah You're an asshole Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na Na na na na na You're an asshole Yeah You're an asshole You're an asshole Yeah yeah yeah yeah You're an asshole And I know there are those people Who say they never are to blame And that's not my modus operandi I don't play that game And then there are some people Who claim the Sun shines out their behind And it's oh so hard To get them to change their mind And I've given up trying It's a valuable muscle Near the base of the spine And I know I'd be sorry if I ever lost mine But it stinks when you're always full of shit All the time Cause you're an asshole And You're an asshole You're an asshole Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah You're an asshole