Tom: E E Well my baby threw me out because I drink too much E She offered me her car so I could move my stuff A I’m gonna sell the bitch's car I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car E I’m gonna sell the bitch's car I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car B I’m gonna sell the bitch's car A E And buy myself a cool guitar E Well she never should have called me a lazy slob E It ain't completely my fault I can't keep a job A I’m gonna sell the bitch's car I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car E I’m gonna sell the bitch's car I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car B I’m gonna sell the bitch's car A E And buy myself a cool guitar B I’m gonna sell the bitch's car A E And buy myself a cool guitar [Verse] E Well she said I spend my money on tequilla and beer E Haven't paid my fair share since this time last year A I’m gonna sell the bitch's car I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car E I’m gonna sell the bitch's car I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car B I’m gonna sell the bitch's car A E And buy myself a cool guitar E She said she couldn't care less where I spend my nights E Sorry babe about it she's probably ... right A I’m gonna sell the bitch's car I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car E I’m gonna sell the bitch's car I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car B I’m gonna sell the bitch's car A E And buy myself a cool guitar B I’m gonna sell the bitch's car A E And buy myself a cool guitar B I’m gonna sell the bitch's car A E And buy myself a cool guitar