Lady I'm looking for a jukebox and a barstool that fits my bottom side These streets are too dark for walking and I'm in no condition to ride This midnight rider lost his saddle I'm in no mood for heavy thinking I need some liquid consolation this night ain't fit for nothing but drinking Lady I know your reputation I know the drinks that you can fix Don't get your fingers frosted trying the way I drink it come already mixed This weather's just right for drowning and I wanna watch that memory sinking Bring me one more before the crowd comes this night ain't fit for nothing but drinking I wish I had a light to fly by I know I'm bound to crash and burn I might fall in love again tomorrow they say you'll never get too blue to learn My baby's gone the rain is falling there's not a single star out winking Come on elbow do your number this night ain't fit for nothing but drinking