Jimmy Luxury

Shy guy

Jimmy Luxury


The hiballs were hittin me 
like King Crochea in the ninth round 
Pulled out my glass eye 
in front of the MacGuire sisters 
backstage at the Sands 
Those girls screamed bloody hell 
when I put it down next to her hand man! 
I was on my way from las vegas 
to la With a headfull of dreams, 
vermouth and big plans I know 
i haven't been spending quality time 
with the rabbi, now have i? 
But i gotta give love to the cat upstairs 
Passing by the temple bethamuna 
i raise my glass from the back seat 
of the limousine in cheers 
I spent a small fortune which seemed 
more important on dames, 
cocktails and leisure wear
I'm a shy guy no lie, 
an apple pie guy my my. 
I'd like to kiss those lips a thousand times.
I've been in more hotels than the holy bible 
Living on champagne and brie and grackers for survival 
Out twice a night rockin the mic to earn my heavyweight title 
Out to get as high as the Eifel tower 
Played weddings bat-mitzvahs and even baby showers 
Come on honey blow out the candles 

I got business to handle 
I'll be back to the club love 
I got another set in an hour 

Out her hustling for a little something 
Keep the drinks pouring and my chevrolet running 
My honey looking stunning, 
Living extravagant Master of ceremonies, 
handing out trophies at the beauty pagent 
You'd think he slept in his tuxedo 
Only one time it was in the parking lot in Reno 
Oh Hell, I can't afford a hotel cause 
They emptied my pockets down at the casing 
Hey, I lost my shirt. But sometimes 
I walk away in a new suit In life's little crap shoot.