Someday he'll come to me.
My Baby.
Fuck lady luck
she better not fail
got a five grand vig to meet
at the end of every week
shit the bed and go out
on a losin streak
put me out on the street
become a small time three
card monty cheat shufflin
for a lil sumthing on an old tv box keep
an eye out for the irish bastard
cop on my block pick a card any card
give you chance to win your money
back right here on the spot show you
i am not just another crackpot
i am what you might call an opportunist
with love for foul mouth dames dice games and music
Here I come with a bottle and an orchestra,
to support ya.
The needle drops suddenly,
Mr. Jimmy Luxury to the rescue.
On such a sunny day when you feel so blue
I'll always be there for you.
I'll be waiting in the parking lot of the grey hound station
no matter where you go
you bring that big mountain of problems
its just relocation.
When you finally punch out and take off your apron
Its a day off from hell
when the devils on vacation
Martini shaker shaken like a rattle snake's tail
I got twenty to bet fifty
for a room and drinks
and a hundred for bail
Thankful I never twisted my ankle chasing so much tail
God if I ever go blind please make Playboy in brail
My book makers in florida and my thumbbreakers in jail
