I remember everything! I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. I was barely 17 and i once killed a boy with a fender guitar. I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster,but i do remember That it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel. I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster, but i do remember That it wasn't at all easy. It required the perfect combination of the right powerchords and the precise angle From which to strike. The guitar bled for about a week afterwards and the blood was Ooh... Dark and rich like wild berries. The blood of the guitar was chuck berry red! The guitar bled for about a week afterwards and it rung out beautifully , And i was able to play notes that i had never even heard before. So i took my guitar and i smashed it against the wall!! I smashed it against the floor!! I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader!! I smashed it against the hood of a car I smashed it agianst a 1981-harley davidson... The harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat! I ran up the stairs to my parents bedroom Mommy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight Slowly i opened the door creeping in the shadows right up to the foot of the bed I raised my guitar high above my head and just as i was About to bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of the bed My father woke up screaming: "stop...wait a minute..stop it,boy" "what do you think you're doing??? That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument" And i said "god damn it, daddy!!! You know i love you....." "but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!!!!!"