He walked in while we sat there talking an old friend she'd known a long time I asked him to sit down and join us cause any friend of hers is a friend of mine The drinks were on him his eyes were on her and the last laugh was on me [ steel ] After each dance they sat closer and acted as though I wasn't there And soon she was callin' him baby I've heard him whisper can I meet you somewhere His hand was on hers her eyes were on his and the last laugh was on me