I got 29 ways just to make it to my baby's door I got 29 ways just to make it to my baby's door And if she needs me bad I can find about two or three more One through the basement Two down the hall And when the going gets tough I got a hole in the wall Come through the chimney like santa claus Go through the window and that ain't all A lot of good ways I don't want you to know I even got a hole in the bedroom floor A way through the closet tha hang up clothes A way through the attic that no one knows A master key that fits any lock A hidden door behind the grandfather clock