Tom: G D D7 Gm A A small cigar can change the world D D7 I know, I've done it frequently at parties Gm A Where I've won all the guests' attention D D7 Gm A With my generosity and suave gentlemanly bearing D D7 A little flat tin case is all you need Gm Asus4 A Breast-pocket conversation opener D D7 And one of those ciggie lighters that look rather good Gm Asus4 A You can throw away when empty D D7 Must be declared a great success Gm Bb D B My small cigars all vanish within minutes Am (An Am with lifted Em Am Am e 0 index finger) Excuse me, mine host, that I may visit B 0 G D G 2 A nearby tobacconist D 2 Em Am Am A 0 To replenish my supply of small cigars E - G B And make the party swing again D D7 I know my clothes seem shabby Gm A And don't fit this Hampstead soiree D Where unread copies of Rolling Stone D7 Well-thumbed Playboys Gm A Decorate the hi-fi stereo record shelves D D7 If you ask me they're on their way Gm Asus4 A To upper-middle-class oblivion D D7 The stupid twits, they roll their only Gm Asus4 A One cigarette between them D D7 My small cigar's redundant now Gm Bb In the haze of smoking pleasure D D7 Call it a day, get the hell away Gm Bb D B Go down the cafe, for a cup of real tea Em Am Am By the tube station, there's a drunk old fool G D Who sells papers in the rush hour Em Am Am I hand to him ten small cigars G B He smiles, says, ``Son, God bless you'' D C A small cigar has changed his world, my friend D C A small cigar has changed the world again Piano, repeated Dsus4 D C ... G Bb Asus4 A Asus2 A A small cigar . . .