My hands are really shaking I cannot hardly walk We're gonna ask the landlord Why he's been such a cock If he starts into lying We'll know it right away We're only gonna ask him Just to hear what he will say Then we will get the thumb screws And put him in his place Leave a big fat hole Where he used to keep his face Then one more time we'll ask him Why he's been the way he's been And then we'll get the thumb screws And start all over again If you've got fun ideas And lots of different ways That we could jack this jack ass And torture him for days We all sit there just relaxing While he's bleeding from his ears That fucker's had it coming Just shy of seven years My hands are really shaking I cannot hardly walk We're gonna ask the landlord Why he's been such a cock