Tom: Em Em G A C Em G A C [Verse] Em G A I wish I was him, then I'd understand C Em G What it takes to make a man A 'Cause it hurts C Em And I don't deserve to feel this way G The sting, the lies C A It always takes me by surprise C B I don't get guys [Chorus] Em G I wish I was gay, I wish I could see A C Em How to escape those boys they always treat me the same G A Breaking my heart leaving me all alone C A C Well girls just don't behave that way [Verse] Em G I wish it was over A C Em But I know that I'll fall for it again G A And I'll end up love struck C Em G And he don't deserve another chance to speak C A I'll know somehow you'll sweep me off my feet C B I don't get guys [Chorus] Em G I wish I was gay, I wish I could see A C Em How to escape those boys they always treat me the same G A Breaking my heart leaving me all alone C A Well girls just don't behave that way [Instrumental] Em C A C Em C A F [Bridge] Em C To have someone who listens to me A Loves it like the paparazzi C B Knows the way to keep me satisfied Em Baug G/D A/C# Oh I wish I was C B They keep breaking my heart A B And I don't get guys [Coda] Em G I wish I was gay, I wish I could see A C How to escape those boys boys boys boys Em Treat me the same G A C Breaking my heart leaving me all alone Em G Keep breaking my heart A C And I don't get guys Em They always treat me the same G They always treat me the same A Leaving me all alone C A C Well girls just don't behave that way A C No they don't behave that way Em I wish I was gay