You've heard a thousand breakup songs Well, here's a thousand and one Yeah, you put me to the test with all your BS but I'm done I can't say I'm real sorry your things are thrown out in the yard If that makes you feel mad then you probably shouldn't look at your car 'Cause you'll see exactly what you meant to me You'll never touch me again Go on complain to your friends I thought you weren't a crier Liar, liar pants on fire Who wasted time in my space Spent every dime that I made Running around with every cheap girl in this town Thought you had good, but you were wrong Here's your break up song I can see your daddy never taught you how to be a man Every time you took me out we had to bring Larry, Jerry, and Dan You got your good looks, but they sure didn't come from your mom Yeah, her sweet little boy who couldn't possibly do no wrong But she'll see exactly what you did to me You'll never touch me again Go on complain to your friends I thought you weren't a crier Liar, liar pants on fire Who wasted time in my space Spent every dime that I made Running around with every cheap girl in this town Thought you had good, but you were wrong Here's your break up song Playing on the radio It's everywhere you go If you don't want to hear or see You probably shouldn't watch TV Because they'll be still singing your break up song Yeah you'll see exactly what you meant to me You'll never touch me again Go on complain to your friends I thought you weren't a crier Liar, liar pants on fire Who wasted time in my space Spent every dime that I made Running around with every cheap girl in this town Thought you had good, but you were wrong Every girl I know could sing along Here's your break up song You've heard a thousand breakup songs Well, here's a thousand and one