Hello bottle hello glass nice to see you once again That’s right she often left me ain’t been sad since I don’t know when So I’m turning to my oldest friend in this time of misery What a party we’ll be having the bottle the glass and me There’s a table down at joe’s place where only the lonely go Where we can sit and reminisce and turn the lights down low And we’ll drink away all sorrow while we toast her memory What a party we’ll be having the bottle the glass and me Oh this bottle in my hand reveals a life that I can’t hide And this glass upon the table holds the teardrops that I’ve cried And the waiter’s coming once again to ask me if I’ll leave So end this lonely party the bottle the glass and me So end this lonely party the bottle the glass and m-e