Tom: G C G Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend D C D Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again C G Pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends D C G We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren [Verse] D About the time I called this guy - it was four in the morning C G C D G C D G Teach me the words to the song I was humming - mm-hm hmm, mm-hm hmm D C G He just laughed and he said that the ole grey cat is sneakin' down the hall D C D But all he wants to know is who in the hell is paying for his call [Chorus] G Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend D C D Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again C G Pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends D C G We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren [Verse] D How this Nunn called me up, it was eight in the morning C G C D G C D G Wanted to know how in the world am I doin', mm-hm hmm, mm-hm hmm D C G He just laughed and he said get it together boy and fall on by the house D C D Some Gonzo buddies would like to play anything you're picking now [Chorus] G Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend D C D Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again C G Pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends D C G We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren [Verse] D Now we worked and we suffered and struggled C G Makin' our record till we got it right D C G Now we're waiting on the check to come sneaking down the hall D C G like that old time feeling D C G That we never should have ever put the record out at all [Outro] C D G Em That the answer my friend is just pissin' in the wind C D G The answer is pissin' in the sink