I bet your mother wouldn’t like me She cooks paella, I don’t like meat That’s how it began, began Oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh I bet your father wouldn’t get it Why am I seatin’ eatin’ carrot That’s cause I'm vegan, vegan Oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh Shoot me, shoot me with your jokes Detox tea at five o’clock Baby ‘cause I'm vegan I can’t even call you honey Every time we’re having beef — is my little suicide Vegan Give me ruccola, take my money ‘Cause the grass is always greener on the other side Vegan Baby ‘cause I'm vegan Uuh-uh-uh We met on Tinder, it’s our first date I hoped you’d be my vegan soulmate But it went awful, awful Oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh I'm skinny not ‘cause I don’t feel well But you keep asking ‘bout my B12! Man! I’ve got my tofu, tofu Oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh Boom, knock-knock Sh-sh-shoot me, shoot me with your jokes Detox tea at five o’clock Baby ‘cause I'm vegan I can’t even call you honey Every time we’re having beef — is my little suicide Vegan Give me ruccola, take my money ‘Cause the grass is always greener on the other side Vegan Baby ‘cause I'm vegan Uuh-uh-uh Easy-breezy, lemon squeezy Holy moly guacamole Easy-breezy, lemon squeezy Holy moly guacamole And what about gym? What ‘bout big butts? You wanted see my proteins so watch me going nuts Baby ‘cause I'm vegan I can’t even call you honey Every time we’re having beef — is my little suicide Vegan Give me ruccola, take my money ‘Cause the grass is always greener on the other side Vegan Baby ‘cause I'm vegan Uuh-uh-uh