Old dancin' dick with his walkin' stick Should have seen him when he got off the train He had all the people standin' in the rain Doin' the walkin' stick boogie Watchin' the walkin' stick boogie He's the fastest man that ever danced into town He's got the fastest kick, with his walkin' stick You should see the way that he throws it around When he dances upside down, doin' the walkin' stick boogie Doin' the walkin' stick boogie He's got the people jumpin' just like the fleas on a hound You should see the way that the chicks get their kicks When ol' dick gets to throw his walkin' stick Doin' the walkin' stick boogie Doin' the walkin' stick boogie The joint was so hot That the boards were flyin' off the floor The girls all cried, when he said goodbye They knew that the town would be on the bum And they couldn't have anymore fun Doin' the walkin' stick boogie, the walkin' stick boogie It was a very sad day when ol' dick danced out of town