Tom: E
A E B
Yeah, tomorrow is your birthday
F#m G#m A
I thought it was last Thursday, girl
E B
We know you love a party
F#m G#m
Go celebrate and I'll be
A E
On my way to distant shores
B F#m G#m
If you weren't so insecure
A E C#m
You'd learn to close each open door for me
B
Oh, babe
A E
Hang up, if you ever think of calling
B F#m G#m
Me up, not afraid to say it darling
A E
Sorry, I'm not sorry if it hurts
B
I don't mean to make it worse
F#m G#m A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
A E
Right now, there's not much that we agree on
B F#m G#m A
Sit down, if you need someone to lean on
E
Honest, if I'm coming to your place
B
It's to say it to your face
F#m G#m A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
A E B
I think you might be okay
F#m G#m
Could care less what your friends say
A E B
Well, I'd rather sit in silence
F#m G#m
Than be here while you're crying
A E
Darling, watch me disappear
B F#m G#m A
Ignorance is bliss, I hear, and
E C#m
I have always been sincere to you
B
Oh, babe
A E
Hang up, if you ever think of calling
B F#m G#m
Me up, not afraid to say it darling
A E
Sorry, I'm not sorry if it hurts
B
I don't mean to make it worse
F#m G#m A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
A E
Right now, there's not much that we agree on
B F#m G#m A
Sit down, if you need someone to lean on
E
Honest, if I'm coming to your place
B
It's to say it to your face
F#m G#m A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
A E B F#m G#m A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
E B F#m G#m A
I've decided that I'm not your—
A E
Hang up, if you ever think of calling
B F#m G#m
Me up, not afraid to say it darling
A E
Sorry, I'm not sorry if it hurts
B
I don't mean to make it worse
F#m G#m A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
A E
Right now, there's not much that we agree on
B F#m G#m A
Sit down, if you need someone to lean on
E
Honest, if I'm coming to your place
B
It's to say it to your face
F#m G#m A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
A E B F#m G#m A
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
E B F#m G#m
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
