Came upon a man selling crosses $9.99 was the price of the saviour On the cross I said, "Man, salvation's gettin' costly these days! Do you think you could swing me a deal And tell me, tell me -- are you for real? I see the trinkets here You try to offer me All polite gestures of a Spiritual deficiency Tell me, what do you believe? What of the prophecy we read? Come on and tell me What do you believe...?" Brother can you hear the footsteps, Beating down your door? Well, I know something's comin', But I just can't be sure... Is it an angel or a devil A prophet in disguise? If you don't believe it, Take a look into my eyes... The man just sat and stared at me With a face as hard as stone And I felt the fear rise up inside As I turned to walk on home But something made me turn around Some kind of strange desire And I knew right then, I was playing with fire... Chorus The man had no objections To my opinions of the cross He said he only worked the stand For a man he called the boss He said, "Take a look at these beauties here, They're all 1/3 off! Want to take your pick-- They're just $6.66..." Chorus