Tom: D D G I am the entertainer,i know just where i stand D A Another serenader,another long-haired man D G Today i am your champion,i may have won your hearts A But i know the game,you'll forget my name G A And i won't be here in another year D If i don't stay on the charts [Verse 2] D G I am the entertainer,i've had to pay my price D A The things i did not know at first,i learned by doin' twice D G Ah,but still they come to haunt me,still they want their say A So i've learned to dance with a hand in my pants G A Just rub my neck and i write'em a check D And they go on their way [Verse 3] D G I am the entertainer,been all around the world D A I've played all kinds of places,i've laid all kind of girls D G I can't remember faces,i don't remember names A Ah,but what the hell,it's just as well G A 'Cause after a while and a thousand miles D It all becomes the same [Verse 4] D G I am the entertainer,i come to do my show D A You've heard my latest record,it's been on the radio D G Ah,it took me years to write it,the best years of my life A It's a beautiful song,but it ran too long G A If you wanna have a hit,you gotta make it fit D So they cut it down to 3:05 [Verse 5] D G I am the entertainer,the idol of my age D A I make all kinds of money,when i go on the stage D G Ah,you've seen me in the papers,i've been in the magazines A But if i go cold my future gets sold G A They'll put in the back in the discount rack D Like another can of beans