Tom: A A G Well I hope that the friend the you've thrown yourself with gets drunk and D A loses his job A G D A And every road that you travel on is dusty, rocky, and hard D A I couldn't make you love me D E You only made me blue A G D A So all in all if the curtain should fall lord I hope that it falls on you D A I will have sweet, sweet, sweet mental revenge D E I will have sweet, sweet, sweet mental revenge [Instrumental] A G D A Well I hope that the train from Caribou Maine runs over your new love affair A G D A You walk the floor from door to door and pull out your peroxide hair D A D E You never was my woman cause' you were never true A G D A So all in all if the curtain should fall lord i hope that it falls on you D A I will have sweet, sweet, sweet mental revenge D E I will have sweet, sweet, sweet mental revenge (repeat)