Tom: Em D [Verse 1] D Flying 'cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking 'cross the sand G She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to L.A. A D To get a brown eyed handsome man C/G D Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man [Verse 2] D Milo Venus was a beautiful lass She had the world in the palm of her hand G But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match A D To get a brown eyed handsome man C/G D She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man [Chorus] G Way back in history three thousand years F D Back ever since the world began D G There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear A D For a brown eyed handsome man C/G D That's what the trouble was, a brown eyed handsome man [Link] (key change) D E [Verse 3] E Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man A Mama told her daughter to go out and find yourself B E A brown eyed handsome man D E Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man [Verse 4] E Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand A The judge's wife called up the district attorney B E Said you free that brown eyed man D E You want your job you better free that brown eyed man [Chorus] A Way back in history three thousand years G E Back ever since the world began E A There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear B E For a brown eyed handsome man D E That's what the trouble is, the brown eyed handsome man [Outro] E