See I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was (Sing!)
I have trouble with a (Note)
It goes all around my (Throat)
It's a terrifying (Thing)
See, I really couldn't hear
Which note was lower or was (Higher)
That's why I disappear
If someone says, "Let's start a (Choir)
Hey, when I begin to (Squeak)
It's a cross between a (Shreik)
And a quiver or a (Moan)
It's a little like a (Croak)
Or the record player (Broke)
What its doesn't have is (Tone)
Oh I know you're thinking
What a crazy (Dingaling)
But I really couldn't (Sing)
I could never really (Sing)
What I couldn't do was (Sing!)
(Three blind mice)
Three blind mice
It isn't intentional...
(He's doing his best)
(Jingle bells, jingle bells)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
It really blows my mind
(He gets depressed)
But what I lack in pitch
I sure make up in (Power.)
And all my friends say I am
Perfect for the
Shower
Still
I'm terrific at a (Dance)
Guys are comin' in their (Pants)
I'm a birdie on the (Wing)
But when I begin to (Chirp)
They say, "who's the little (Twerp)
Goin' 'pong' instead of Ping
And when Christmas comes and
All my friends go...
(Caroling)
It is so dishearten (Croak)
It is so disquiet (-Ting)
It is so discourag (-Ging)
Darling, please stop answer (-Ring!)
See, I really couldn't (Sing)
I could never really (Sing)
What I couldn't do was...
Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do
Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do
La
Sing, sing
Sing a sing a sing sing
Sing, sing
Sing!
