Tom: Em D A Gadd9 B Em Bb D* G C G/B A7 A/C# Bm7 e]---x----5----5----7----7----x----10---10---x----x----5----x----5---| B]---7----5----3----7----8----6----7----8----8----8----5----5----3---| G]---7----6----4----8----9----7----7----7----9----7----6----6----2---| D]---7----7----5----9----9----8----7----9----10---9----5----7----4---| A]---5----7----x----9----7----x--------------x----x----7----4----2---| E]--------5----3----7---------6--------------8----7----5-------------| Em7 C#dim7 Bm B7 E A* D** A/C#* F/A D/A B7* C* C/G e]---7----x----10---11---12---12---x----x----x----x----7----x----x---| B]---8----11---12---10---9----10---10---10---6----7----7----5----5---| G]---7----9----11---8----9----9----11---9----5----7----8----5----5---| D]---9----11---12---9----9----11---12---10---7----7----7----5----5---| A]---7----10-----------------------x----x----x----x----9----3----x---| E]--------9------------------------10---9----5----5----7---------3---| VERSE 1: D A Far behind the forest of flying paper airplanes Gadd9 A Grazing on the grounds of ponytails D A The substitute is counting down her ticks 'til recess Gadd9 A Hammering down to size her fingernails PD-C HORUS 1: B B Em Because today's the day Sebrina builds her box lunch buffet D A Kool aid, sandwiches and chips for all the shoulders [Chromatic descending octave Bb to Bb] Bb A Lunch is on the table, soon dessert is on the floor, singing... CHORUS 1: D* G D* | C G/B C G/B | So serene, Sebrina makes me feel so serene D* G D* | C G/B C G/B | So serene, Sebrina makes me feel so serene A A7 e]---------------------------------| B]---------------------------------| G]---------------------------------| D]---------------------------------| A]--0--0--2/3/4--4/5/6--7/8/9--10--| E]---------------------------------| VERSE 2: D A Chesney's looking dapper in his brand new Dunce cap Gadd9 A Strolling down the runway to an "F" D A/C# With all the others watching, eating paste and plato Bm7 A/C# He fights the urge to run and kiss the chef PD-C HORUS 2: B Em 'Cause she's a lovetarian, especially in the form of puppies (Em) Em7 A A7 Em He keeps his elbows off her table, but spills the beans C#dim7 Bm B7 That he loves the girl behind the boysenberry punch - Sebrina CHORUS 2: E A* E | D** A/C#* D** A/C#* | So serene, Sebrina makes me feel so serene E A* E | D** A/C#* D** A/C#* | So serene, Sebrina makes me feel so serene E A* E So serene, Sebrina makes me feel so serene | D** A/C#* D** A/C#* | Bb F/A Bb F/A (Hostess for the show and tell, the shepherdess of the muscatel) BRIDGE (3/4): Em A D D/A Em A D Lunch box, hop-scotch, on the rocks B7* Em A D B7* Em A (C*) With spit-balls, pratfalls, al-co-hol OUTRO: ||: C* | C/G | D | D/A :|| (x3) || C* | C/G | D | D ||