[Lady Beaconsfield] Lord and lady hare Fighting over there Darling, do beware She's a bitch [Lord Savage] Lady aberdare's Having an affair With the butler there Just her niche [Vicious party guests] Fine party, divine party A touch tarty, but stinkin' rich [Lady Beaconsfield] What a pretty smile Mrs. Grenville-heath Pity they are not all her teeth [Lord Savage] Lord devere as well He's as queer as hell And bi-sexuelle Likes to switch [All] Dee-licious, and so vicious! Our one wish is to Bitch, bitch, bitch! [Butler] Lady postlethwaite [Lady Beaconsfield] God, she's put on weight! [Lord Savage] Gives you more to hate! [Lady Beaconsfield] Mean old bitch! [Butler] Lady Leopold [Lord Savage] Looking really old! [Lady Beaconsfield] Poor sir Leopold [Lord Savage] She's a witch! [All] Chic people, unique people And freak people we quickly ditch! [Butler] Lady Delaware [Lady Beaconsfield] Awful color hair! That's her lover there With the twitch! [Butler] Lord and lady Biggs [Lord Savage] What a pair of pigs! Wear each other's wigs! [Lord Savage & Lady Beaconsfield] Itch! Itch! Itch! [All] June wedding The bride dreading The leg-spreading While London's rich Come here and Bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch!