Well I don't know why I came here tonight I've got this feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you And I don't know what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile off my face Losing control all over the place Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Well you started off with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling And slap you on the back and say please, please, yeah Well I'm trying to make some sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor I don't think that I can take anymore Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Well you started off with nothing And you're proud that you are a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling And slap you on the back and say please, please, yeah Well I don't know why I came here tonight Got this feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Well there're clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes there're clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you Well I'm stuck in the middle with you Yeah I'm stuck in the middle with you Yeah, stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Well I'm stuck in the middle with you Well I'm stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you