Tom: C
C
Oops, I trusted someone
Am
Never again no more
Am
Oh, you wanna play house
Am
Well I'll be the daddy and you'll be the dog
F
Is it true that you want a romance?
Dm
So you're knocking on every single bitch's door
G
It's not the way to go and
G
Now all of us know and
[Verse 2]
C
Heard you're going round town
C
Pulling heartstrings out and leaving bitches blind
Am
Making them want some more
Am
Then you're chopping all of their heads off in a line
F
No, you're not even cute
F
Surprised your only talent is spinning a lie
G
I think that you should know
G
You've got to fucking go, you
[Pre-Chorus]
F G
Show's over, close the curtains
Am
You are not important
F G
To be honest, you're quite boring
Am
You're a dying flower, I'm the fucking florist
F G
You're the best, I love you the most
Am
You wish! You're a complete joke
G
At least I know now
G
To trust no bitch, no hassle
G
A new wall put up
G
In my Princess Castle
[Chorus]
Am
I'm a collectible, bitch
G
What the fuck made you think you could step in my toy shop?
F
I do not need you one bit, what do you think this is?
F
You're excused, I'm my own boss
Am
Don't need someone to make me feel royal
G
Collect my crown, gotta run
F
And I'm really sorry, baby
F
But it appears this castle was just made for one
G
[Verse 3]
C
Ready or not here we come
Am
You know you fucked up (yeah, you did)
Am
So you better run
F
I'll surrender you to the knife (the knife)
G
'Cause you ruined my fucking life
G
This is our princess castle
G
Baby, you've gotta go
[Pre-Chorus]
F G
Show's over, close the curtains
Am
You are not important
F G
To be honest, you're quite boring
Am
You're a dying flower, I'm the fucking florist
F G
You're the best, I love you the most
Am
You wish! You're a complete joke
G
At least I know now
G
To trust no bitch, no hassle
G
A new wall put up
G
In my Princess Castle
[Chorus]
Am
I'm a collectible, bitch
G
What the fuck made you think you could step in my toy shop?
F
I do not need you one bit, what do you think this is?
F
You're excused, I'm my own boss
Am
Don't need someone to make me feel royal
G
Collect my crown, gotta run
F
And I'm really sorry, baby
F
But it appears this castle was just made for one
[Chorus]
Am
I'm a collectible, bitch
G
What the fuck made you think you could step in my toy shop?
F
I do not need you one bit, what do you think this is?
F
You're excused, I'm my own boss
Am
Don't need someone to make me feel royal
G
Collect my crown, gotta run
F
And I'm really sorry, baby
F
But it appears this castle was just made for one
[Outro]
N.C.
[bzzzz] Oh look cottontail, that fucking pest is back!
N.C.
*Ooh! (splat bzzzz) hehehe, oh well*
