Tom: Gm Gm Eb Do you remember Gerry Cooney Bb D Well, girls, put your titties away Gm Eb Yeah, this great man, The Great White Hope Bb D He slipped back between the ropes Gm Eb And he never stepped inside Bb D The spit bucket that he did find Gm Eb And he looked at me, gave me a wink Bb D And Cooney, yeah, he just started to sing [Chorus] Bb He sang, wop-ba bah looba Eb A-bump an goo Bb F A tutti-frutti, oh, rutti Bb Shama-lama-lama ding-dong Eb Wop-bam boom Bb F Gm Oh, Gerry Cooney, I will fight for you [Verse 2] Gm Eb Yeah, I remember St. Stephen's Day Bb D Cooney came over, he hoped to make way Gm Eb He said, "Son, come outside" Bb He said, "I know it's dark" D But he, he took one turn and then he just trailed off Gm So I put on his gloves Eb They don't fit quite right Bb D They left me so cold, I wanted to fight Gm N.C. So I hit him one time, I hit him two time Bb D Cooney, he just smiled, that ain't right [Chorus] Bb He sang, wop-ba bah looba Eb A-bump an goo Bb F A tutti-frutti, oh, rutti Bb Shama-lama-lama ding-dong Eb Wop-bam boom Bb F Oh, Gerry Cooney, I will fight for you [Verse 3] Bb D You went to ride on the other cow Eb F At 141, yeah, I was too high Bb D So I grounded my weight down to 136 Eb F Yeah, I know, I look skinny and sick Bb D See ???????????????????????????? Eb F Come on, Cooney, you're not responsible Bb D Step out the way, I'll take one of your rounds Eb F Gm Come on, Cooney, get up off the ground [Verse 4] Gm Eb Yeah, I remember Gerry Cooney Bb D Men, put your gusto to shame Gm Eb He fought for us, inside the ring Bb D Sure he lost, but at least we could sing [Chorus] Bb He sang, wop-ba bah looba Eb A-bump an goo Bb F A tutti-frutti, oh, rutti Bb Shama-lama-lama ding-dong Eb Wop-bam boom Bb F F7 Bb Oh, Gerry Cooney, oh I love you