Tom: Am Am Fmaj7 Am I'm not looking for a supermodel or the perfect girl G6 Fmaj7 Am A tiny waist, or blonde, or thirty two double D Am Fmaj7 Am I don't want a girl with her own poetry or a PHD G6 Fmaj7 I know who I want to make me happy [Chorus] A I want a slightly imperfect girl D Is that too much to ask? E D She should have an irrational fear of balloons A And a slightly big arse F#m If I wait patiently D B7 There'll be one just for me D E I would live in a perfect world A With my slightly imperfect girl [Verse] Am Fmaj7 Am I don't want to lie awake and wonder what the catch must be G6 Fmaj7 Am And wonder why on earth she'd want to spend time with me Am Fmaj7 Am I don't want other people to suspect fowl play or want her too G6 Fmaj7 I don't want my best friend to fancy her more than I do. [Chorus] A I want a slightly imperfect girl D Is that really so harsh? E D She should have an addiction to shit magazines A And a tiny moustache F#m And I don't really mind D B7 If her eyes aren't alligned D E I would live in a perfect world A With my slightly imperfect girl [Bridge] F C Nothing could ever be more meant to be F C We'd be together indefinitely F#m D E D Noone in the world would be happier with her than me. [Chorus] A I want a slightly imperfect girl D With horrendous big ears E D She should shout the wrong name every time we make love A And then burst into tears F#m She should scream randomly D B7 Put her fags out on me D E I would live in a perfect world G A With my slightly imperfect girl.