Tom: Em
[Lick 1: from Em to Em again]
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|---0h2-------------------------|
A|-------2---0-------------------|
E|-------------3-2-0-------------|
[Lick 2: from B7 to Em]
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|---2p0------2----2---0---------|
E|-------2---------------3-2-0---|
[Lick 3: in the outro, not exactly how he plays it, just a suggestion]
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------0---0----------0---0----|
D|-------0h2-0--2-------0h2-0-2--|
A|--------------2-------------2--|
E|---0-0------------0-0----------|
[Chords]
C - x3201x
Cmaj7 - x3200x
B - x2444x
D (in verses) - xx0232
Em - 022000
B7 - x2120x
Em/D - xx0453
D (in outro) - x5403x
[Intro]
C B Em
Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo
Em
(also, just to fuck with you, I've put it in 5/8 time; count along kids!)
[Verse 1]
Em C
Can I interest anyone in my sofa?
D Em
It's cheap but it requires some extra care
Em Cmaj7 C
It gets rather sweaty between the cushions
B7 [Lick 2] Em [Lick 1]
So be sure to keep it clean down there
[Verse 2]
Em C
Sorry about the rash from where I've been sitting
D Em
And the blisters from where I spilt bolognese
Em Cmaj7 C
By the way it's not normally this hairy
B7 [Lick 2] Em
I've not shaved it now for several days (it gets worse)
[Bridge 1]
C
And if you do decide to wax it please exfoliate to
G
Avoid ingrowing hair
C
And leave the curtains closed or it'll get a sunburn
B7 [Lick 2] x3
Peeling everywhere oooooh it's got a nipple
[Verse 3]
Em C
It will keep you warm like no other sofa
D Em/D Em
But it comes out in goosebumps when it's cold
Em Cmaj7 C
All stains come right out with soap and water
B7 [Lick 2] Em
Not too bad for eighty nine years old
[Bridge 2]
C
And don't sit there for too long or you'll get a puddle
G
Underneath your thighs
C
I hope somebody takes it I don't want to know what
B7 [Lick 2] x3
Happens when it dies
[Outro]
Em
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C B7
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Em [Lick 3]
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C D
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Em [Lick 3]
Skin sofa, skin sofa
C B7 Em
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh (thank you very much)
