Tom: F#m E Am Bloody hell bloody hell the world is awful E7 Am Well there's killing and starvation and injustice and religion everywhere E Am Everything everything is looking dreary E7 Am There's too many people in the world and far too much pollution in the air. Dm Am Everything I used to love has turned to shit E All the world's gone bankrupt now and it Am Doesn't look like things will soon improve Dm Am I'm noticably older than I was E definitely fatter just because Am I no longer feel the need to move. [Pre-Chorus] E7 Am Well what do you do when the world around you makes you so depressed? Dm B7 E7 What do you do when you've lost the motivation to get dressed? [Chorus] A Pretend that you are happy E And smile when you're feeling blue Bm7 E If you pretend you're happy A You'll start to believe it's true F#m It's better to fake a smile Bm E Than fill the world with woe Bm7 E So just pretend you're happy A And nobody will know. [Instrumental] Dm Am F E [Verse 2] E Am Bloody hell bloody hell the world is scary E Am Cos there's nothing but corruption and destruction and reality TV E Am Every day every day I slowly realise E Am Every single thing I used to know and trust is run by people just like me! Dm Am One at a time I'm losing touch with my E Former friends and lately it seems I Am Never ring the contacts in my phone Dm Am Every time I breathe it could be my last breath E And I'm getting closer to my death Am For which I will probably be alone [Pre-Chorus] E Am Well what do you do when you've lost all the ambitions you once had Dm B7 E7 What do you do when the slightest inconvenience makes you sad? [Chorus] A Pretend that you are happy E And smile when you're feeling down Bm E If your friends think you're happy A They'll still want you around. F#m You'll realise it's important Bm E To be glad with what you've got Bm7 E So just pretend you're happy A And keep quiet if you're not! A Pretend that you are happy E And smile when you're feeling blue Bm7 E If you pretend you're happy A You'll start to believe it's true F#m It's better to fake a smile Bm E Than fill the world with woe... Bm7 E So just pretend you're happy A And nobody will know.