Tom: Db E Am Bloody hell, bloody hell the world is awful E7 Well there's killing and starvation Am And injustice and religion everywhere E Am Everything, everything is looking dreary E7 There's too many people in the world Am And far too much pollution in the air Dm Am Everything I used to love has turned to shit E All the world's gone bankrupt now and it Am Doesn't look like things will soon improve Dm Am I'm noticably older than I was E Definitely fatter just because Am I no longer feel the need to move E7 Well, what do you do when the world Am Around you makes you so depressed? Dm B7 What do you do when you've lost E7 The motivation to get dressed? A Pretend that you are happy E And smile when you're feeling blue Bm7 E If you pretend you're happy A You'll start to believe it's true F#m It's better to fake a smile Bm E Than fill the world with woe Bm7 E So just pretend you're happy A And nobody will know ( Dm Am F E ) E Am Bloody hell, bloody hell the world is scary E Cos there's nothing but corruption Am And destruction and reality TV E Am Every day, every day I slowly realise E Every single thing I used to know Am And trust is run by people just like me! Dm Am One at a time I'm losing touch with my E Former friends and lately it seems I Am Never ring the contacts in my phone Dm Am Every time I breathe, it could be my last breath E And I'm getting closer to my death Am For which I will probably be alone E Well, what do you do when you've Am Lost all the ambitions you once had Dm B7 What do you do when the slightest E7 Inconvenience makes you sad? A Pretend that you are happy E And smile when you're feeling down Bm E If your friends think you're happy A They'll still want you around F#m You'll realise it's important Bm E To be glad with what you've got Bm7 E So just pretend you're happy A And keep quiet if you're not! A Pretend that you are happy E And smile when you're feeling blue Bm7 E If you pretend you're happy A You'll start to believe it's true F#m It's better to fake a smile Bm E Than fill the world with woe Bm7 E So just pretend you're happy A And nobody will know [Final] Dm E7 A A6