Tom: C (intro) Emadd9 (verse 1) Am9 Emadd9 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else Am9 Emadd9 That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 Am9 We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour Cmaj7 G Then all devour a box of krispy kreme (pre-chorus) B7 F# So if you grow your knowledge tree B7 hydroponically Em7 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college (chorus) B7 La la laa laa la la la laa Em7 La la laa laa la la la laa B7 La la laa laa la la la laa Em7 La la laa laa la la la laa (verse 2) Am7 Instead of writing boring papers Em7 You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes Am7 Em7 You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics Am7 Cmaj7 You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans G You passed your first exam (pre-chorus) B7 F# So if you take your notes and tokes B7 Of signals made of smoke Em7 No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college B7 F# B7 F# And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory B7 Em7 Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory? (chorus) B7 La la laa laa la la la laa Em7 La la laa laa la la la laa B7 La la laa laa la la la laa Em7 La la laa laa la la la laa (interlude/scat) Am7 Em7 Am7 B7 (verse 3) Am7 Em7 Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long Am7 Em7 His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon Am7 Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era Cmaj7 Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze G And some random acid tracks by patrick boone (pre-chorus) B7 F# B7 With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria B7 F# B7 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia B7 F# B7 Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20 B7 F# B7 get the blunted edge, a certificate that says Em7 I made it through college (chorus) B7 La la laa laa la la la laa Em7 La la laa laa la la la laa B7 La la laa laa la la la laa Em7 La la laa laa la la la laa (repeat chorus until end)