Tom: Bb
Intro: D# Bb
Bb D#
You walked out and told the whole town we were over
Bb F
And now you're scratchin' like a dog at my door cause you want back in
Bb
Your eyes are all red from apologizing,
D#
But you ain't the only one here that's been lyin'
Bb F Bb
I've got a few little secrets of my own
D# Bb
Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it
D# Bb F
When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too
Bb
And this one is really gonna blow your mind
D# Bb
Every time you thought that you were king of the night - surprise
F Bb D#
That's right, I faked it.
Bb D#
I think this might be the first time I've seen you speechless
Bb F
Lookin' all confused wonderin' if what I said was the truth
Bb
Well a woman's mind is a complicated thing
D# Bb
Can't always believe everything you say - surprise
F Bb
Hmm, I faked it.
D# Bb
Every time you thought I ate your overcooked steak, I faked it
The dog ate it
D#
I was yellin' rock star when you were playin' your guitar
Bb F
Yeah, well I was faking that too
Bb
Every time you thought that you were doing things right
D# Bb
I was just too tired to even put up a fight - surprise
F Bb
That's right, I faked it
D# Bb D# F
Oh yeah, oh yeah
D# Bb
Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it
D# Bb F
When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too
Bb
And this one is really gonna blow your mind
D# Bb
Every time you thought that you were king of the night - surprise
F Bb D# Bb F Bb
That's right, I might, have I?, hmm, bye bye, I faked it.
