Mr. McLennen woke up one mornin’ Picked up his paper and died There on the floor of the General Store Where he started each day of his life Barbara McDougal wrote in to The Bugle Describing the tragic events He laid down a dollar and loosened his collar What a beautiful day it is So long Farewell We all got a story to tell So long so long Farewell farewell We all got a story Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Oh, oh, oh oh oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Lenny Roy Parker drove off in the dark With a beer and the joint he just rolled Skid marks like a snake that led right to the lake He thought, 'Man, what a weird way to go' So long so long Farewell farewell We all got a story to tell So long so long Farewell farewell We all got a story Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Oh, oh, oh oh oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Donna, the lesbian sewage truck driver Slept in her driveway again The rocks through the windows Threats, innuendos Tonight would all come to an end 'Cause you don't mess with Donna She's good and she's honest But you'll do what you gotta do Nobody was found Not a word, not a sound 'Cause the Donna don't leave any clues Donna don't leave any clues So long so long Farewell farewell We all got a story to tell So long so long Farewell farewell We all got a story to tell So long so long Good night Don't forget to turn out the light Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Oh, oh, oh oh oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Don't forget to turn out the light Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah Don't forget to turn out the light Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah