If I had everything I wanted And there was nothing left to get If every lover I had fought with Was on their knees to get me back I'd be glad I'd be glad If I had everything I hoped for If everything had gone my way Then every tear would be a diamond And every dog would have his day I'd be glad I'd be glad I'd be glad Is this real life Is this all Is this real life If I had everything I dreamed of If every moment was sublime And all the loss and all the heartache Were just a figment of my mind I'd be glad (I'd be happy)...