Cat That Walked From Shelbyville

For today I'll smoke a cigar
For today I'll play your guitar 
For today I'll be real nice 
For today I'll cut you thrice 
For today I'll cup your eyes 
For today make no disguise 
There's a blanket for your doctor 
There's a full-fledged man owar 
There's an ink spot on your jersey 
And scuff marks on your floor 
For today you smoked a cigar 
For today you felt real cool 
For today you wore a blue shirt 
For today you wore some old brown shoes