There was cabbage and cognac All over the place He was holding out trying to build up He's great invisible, invisible Just passes through your house There was cabbage and cognac All over the place And it was underdone cabbage And overdone cognac He got to the center No place left to go There was cabbage and cognac All over the place I got real brave Now I'm invisible You can't see me And I'm pleased Please consider this, It's a real wild place There was cabbage and cognac All over the place I got real brave Now I'm invisible