Hit it I'm not the damsel in distress I'm not your boyfriend or the fright turn to young prince I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly Nope! I'm the bad guy All these former villains that you see Each of them, with shaking knees, of mel's before me So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime What are my boys? (He's the bad guy) Yes that's right Oh, it's magic To watch a planet Shrivel up and die Oh, it's thrillin' To be a villain I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry 'Cause I'm the bad guy! I know it's quite fun when I take over the world, you know Oh, look there's a old lady That needs help Crossing the road Whoopsie-daisy Someone call an ambulance and look A baby with a lolly woink! Haters gonna hate baby Oh, ain't it fantastic? I see something, I blast it And let me tell you why I've always had a weakness for Baroness and bleakness I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry See, I find this business rather fun I don't want your assistance or your adulation I'll vaporize your galaxy and bid you Bye-bye Why? Come on! Guess! Cause you're the bad guy? Well that's right