Be wise. Be fair. Be sure. Be there. Behave. Beware. Be wise, be smart, behave, my heart Don't upset your cart when she's so close Be soft, be sweet, but be discrete Don't go off your feet, she's too close for comfort Too close, too close for comfort, no, not again Too close, too close to know just when to say "when" Be firm, be fair, be sure, beware On your guard, take care, while there's such temptation One thing leads to another Too late to run for cover She's much too close for comfort (instrumental) Be wise. Be fair. Be sure. Be there. Put on your old thinking cap boy Cause if you don't look out you Will find out that you are much too You're too close for comfort. You're heading for a mishap boy The first thing that you know she Will have you up that old tree. She's too close for comfort Too close, so close Too close Be firm and be fair, be absolutely sure, beware On your guard, take care, when there's such temptation One thing leads to another Too late to run for cover Much too, too close for comfort now One thing leads to another Too late to run for cover Much too, too close for comfort now One thing One thing leads to another Much too, too close for comfort now Be wise. Be fair. Be sure. Be there. Behave. Beware. She's too close, too close for comfort now